Deck the Ship With Balls of Plasma, Fa la la…
Monday, September 10th, 2007I don’t know where this picture came from, but WTF?!?!?!
I still haven’t stopped laughing…
Anyone have a clue of the source???

I don’t know where this picture came from, but WTF?!?!?!
I still haven’t stopped laughing…
Anyone have a clue of the source???

13 of the Funniest Stargate Episodes
(In no particular order, and that make ME laugh…)
1. Window of Opportunity
2. Deadman Switch
3. Urgo
4. Bad Guys
5. The Man who Would Be King
6. The Nox
7. One False Step
8. The Other Guys
9. Upgrades
10. Citizen Joe
11. Wormhole X-Treme!
12. 200
13. Proving Ground
The first Stargate fan vid is still one of the two funniest fan vids I’ve ever seen, and that includes vids from other fandoms! And now it is on YouTube. May I present to you… The Arrogant Worms!
In my opinion, there is but one word in the most memorable Stargate quote of all time, which just happens to be from the original 1994 movie.
*clears throat*
Bunniweh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next week, the selection of my personal favorite quotable quotes will continue. Until then… tastes like chicken. ![]()
Time for some wordplay fun!!!!!!!!!
Okay Stargate fans, I challenge you to come up with one character for each letter of the alphabet. First, last and nicknames are acceptable. I’ll get us started by filling in the first 5 letters.
A = Aiden Ford
B = Beckett, Carson
C = Carter, Samantha
D = Daniel Jackson
E = Evans, Lt.
F = ?
G = ?
H = ?
I = ?
J = ?
K = ?
L = ?
M = ?
N = ?
O = ?
P = ?
Q = ?
R = ?
S = ?
T = ?
U = ?
V = ?
W = ?
X = ?
Y = ?
Z = ?
Stargate, SG1, SG-1, Atlantis, Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, word game, word play
Today I am happy to share some of my favorite quotations from the 1994 movie that started it all, Stargate! The quotes presented today are taken from the opening of the movie through to the first activation of the gate. Enjoy!
!“What in God’s name is that?” Dr. Langford?
“When is the academic community going to accept the fact that the Pharaohs of the 4th Dynasty did not build the Great Pyramid?” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“Who do you think built the pyramids?” Random Academic
“Is there a lunch or something that everybody . . .” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“Go where? You’ve just been evicted from your apartment, your grants have run out, everything you own are in those two bags.” Dr. Catherine Langford
“Allergies. Always happens when I travel.” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“Well, the translation of the inner track is . . . wrong. Must have used Budge. I don’t know why they keep reprinting his books.” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“Who in the hell translated this?” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“I did.” Dr. Gary Meyers
“I’m here in case you succeed.” Col. Jack O’Neil
“I’m never gonna get paid.” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“Can I borrow this?” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“So you think you’ve solved in fourteen days what they couldn’t solve in two years?” Gen. West
“What is that?” Dr. Daniel Jackson
“It’s your ‘stargate.’” Dr. Catherine Langford
“That’s right, Jackson. It’s on the other side of the known universe.” Dr. Catherine Langford
(Speaking about Daniel.) “He’s full of shit.” Col. Jack O’Neil

This site is about "Stargate" - the science fiction media franchise that began in 1994 with the feature film "Stargate". The subsequent body of works detail an elaborate fictional universe where Earth battles hostile aliens possessing superior technology or supernatural powers. The film's story is continued in novel form, in two live-action television series ("Stargate SG-1" and "Stargate Atlantis"), one animated series ("Stargate Infinity"), and in other derivative works.
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